Works of Genius

gorgeousprettybeauty: Strangers With Candy (2005)

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:18:30 +0900

gorgeousprettybeauty:

Strangers With Candy (2005)

uktvgold: (ﾉ◕‿◕)ﾉ～『✧~Jerri Blank lives the dream~✧』

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:14:58 +0900

uktvgold:

(ﾉ◕‿◕)ﾉ～『✧~*Jerri Blank lives the dream*~✧』

This song goes out to all the dudes in my phone with names like...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:32:50 +0900

This song goes out to all the dudes in my phone with names like “Fun Bro”, “Dave?” or some kanji that I don’t know.

Namaste.

Avi Buffalo - “What’s in it for Me?”

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:18:35 +0900

Avi Buffalo - “What’s in it for Me?”

"They say that sibling relationships are the most important relationship in your life, because they..."

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:17:50 +0900

“They say that sibling relationships are the most important relationship in your life, because they know you for every period of your life. They know you when you were a baby and as an adult, and, hopefully, they know you in your old age. Your parents leave too early, your lovers come much later in your life, but your sibling has been with you.”

- Amy Poehler

tonedeafjesus: donrickles: I made this GIF a long time ago of...

Thu, 16 May 2013 11:10:55 +0900

tonedeafjesus:

donrickles:

I made this GIF a long time ago of various world dictators as Tina from Bob’s Burgers. Don’t ask me to tell you what it means or why it’s so poorly made because I don’t know. It just is, man.

Is it weird that this GIF, more than anything else I’ve seen, makes me want to watch Bob’s Burgers?

therumpus: Heavy-Handed: Ever Told You by Chelsea Martin. Too...

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:37:17 +0900

therumpus:

Heavy-Handed: Ever Told You by Chelsea Martin. Too good.

Perfect.

“And every direction was bullshit for a really long time,...

Tue, 14 May 2013 14:47:53 +0900

“And every direction was bullshit for a really long time, especially up. The absurdity of working so hard to continue doing something you don’t like can be overwhelming. And the longer it takes to feel different, the more it starts to seem like everything might actually be hopeless bullshit.”

-Allie Brosh, Hyperbole and a Half

“I want to give a really BAD party. I mean it. I want to give a...

Tue, 14 May 2013 14:43:25 +0900

“I want to give a really BAD party. I mean it. I want to give a party where there’s a brawl and seductions and people going home with their feelings hurt and women passed out in the cabinet de toilette. You wait and see.”
― F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tender Is the Night

Can we talk about how the opening of PBS’ Secrets of the...

Wed, 01 May 2013 15:15:06 +0900

Can we talk about how the opening of PBS’ Secrets of the Dead is more terrifying than 95% of American Horror Story?

ms-awesomeface: When you arrive in Japan with a long-term visa, you get a complimentary Pokemon. If...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 20:55:25 +0900

ms-awesomeface:

When you arrive in Japan with a long-term visa, you get a complimentary Pokemon. If you’re lucky, it’s a psychic type and it’ll assist with all the mind-reading you are expected to perform here. If you get a Snorlax, gods help you.

It’s true. I got a water type. It’s only good during the rainy season.

Hotel K Slit, Chiba, Japan

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 23:09:27 +0900

Hotel K Slit, Chiba, Japan

One of these things is not like the other, Hulu.

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 01:10:17 +0900

One of these things is not like the other, Hulu.

silenttinsoldier: kingrurik: fireandshellamari: rangerkimmy: ...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 11:14:48 +0900

silenttinsoldier:

kingrurik:

fireandshellamari:

rangerkimmy:

catbountry:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

doodleloser:

squeedge:

wufflecomic:

While I’m taking a break from Wuffle,
Me and my friends are made small, fun game weekend dating sim game project for PPHS

Jurassic ♥ Heart : The Game
Click the picture to play the game or this link : Click

have fun!

- Piti Yindee

SCREAMING NONSTOP

Things I do at 1 in the morning.

It’s a god-damn Jurassic Park dating sim what is air

… Oh my God.

I’M LAUGHING REALLY HARD

I might just have to play this.

CAN’T DATE MALCOM-SEMPAI THIS GAME IS ABSOLUTE GARBGE

»» Reblogg’n for Rur’s perfect comment

Good work, humanity. We’ve accomplished everything we need.

What are you up to? WHY ARE YOU IN JAPAN. I miss you. <3

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 23:10:30 +0900

For weeks I was without internet. Now it is set up and ready to go. Back to blogging, catching up on e-mails, and staying up too late refreshing Twitter.

Why am I in Japan? In a sentence: because it is where I need to be right now.

To expand upon that, I have a job that interests me, friends, a home, and goals here. Nothing fancy, but I am content. At this point I’ve spent more of my adult life living alone in Japan than time spent living in America. It is ridiculous and sad, but living in America is an anxiety-ridden, culture-shock nightmare for me. Everyone is large and loud and in your face and there is just so much of everything all the time. Food and Jesus and 9/11 Never Forget and another mass shooting we’ll have the latest for you at 10 and another friendship bites the dust as sonogram wedding engagement pictures accumulate on Facebook and everything costs money and there are no jobs and cash for gold the price is right next on The Voice, loans forever.

I have no idea what to do with any of that, but here in Japan I know exactly what I want and I’m going for it.

I miss you and love you. I wish everyone well.

I actually wrote poems about Jurassic Park in high school. They weren't very good, though, and I lost them. I also wrote a pretty decent poem about Point Break, the Patrick Swayze surfing/cop movie.

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 17:34:19 +0900

Yesterday I spent at least half an hour of class time forcing Japanese adults to discuss their views on Jurassic Park.

The only point of contention arose when one student refused to agree that some scenes in Jurassic Park are a little “scary”.

There is no shame in admitting a healthy fear of raptors. In fact, if you haven’t spent time in your life assessing the vulnerabilities of your home to raptor attacks, then you are probably over the age of 40.

Anyway, A+, Christopher Lindstrom. You are a cool dude.

"Born under another sky, placed in the middle of an always-moving scene, himself driven by the..."

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 19:02:45 +0900

“Born under another sky, placed in the middle of an always-moving scene, himself driven by the irresistible torrent which sweeps along everything that surrounds him, the American has no time to tie himself to anything; he grows accustomed to naught but change, and concludes by viewing it as the natural state of man; he feels a need for it; even more, he loves it: for instability, instead of occurring to him in the form of disasters, seems to give birth to nothing around him but wonders…”

- Alexis de Tocqueville, National Character of Americans—first impressions (1831)

Can we talk about how Alexis de Tocqueville had dreamy, anime...

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 19:00:42 +0900

Can we talk about how Alexis de Tocqueville had dreamy, anime eyes?

moeiswe: The funniest thing I’ve seen all day is this...

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 18:50:18 +0900

moeiswe:

The funniest thing I’ve seen all day is this youtube compilation of Shredder and Krang insulting each other.

Sturm und Drang

When you move, will your status say, "I once lived in Japan. Then Philadelphia. Now Japan. How exciting."?

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 20:53:29 +0900

Changing my status just for you.

Works of Genius

gorgeousprettybeauty: Strangers With Candy (2005)

uktvgold: (ﾉ◕‿◕)ﾉ～『✧~*Jerri Blank lives the dream*~✧』

This song goes out to all the dudes in my phone with names like...

Avi Buffalo - “What’s in it for Me?”

"They say that sibling relationships are the most important relationship in your life, because they..."

tonedeafjesus: donrickles: I made this GIF a long time ago of...

therumpus: Heavy-Handed: Ever Told You by Chelsea Martin. Too...

“And every direction was bullshit for a really long time,...

“I want to give a really BAD party. I mean it. I want to give a...

Can we talk about how the opening of PBS’ Secrets of the...

ms-awesomeface: When you arrive in Japan with a long-term visa, you get a complimentary Pokemon. If...

Hotel K Slit, Chiba, Japan

One of these things is not like the other, Hulu.

silenttinsoldier: kingrurik: fireandshellamari: rangerkimmy: ...

What are you up to? WHY ARE YOU IN JAPAN. I miss you. <3

I actually wrote poems about Jurassic Park in high school. They weren't very good, though, and I lost them. I also wrote a pretty decent poem about Point Break, the Patrick Swayze surfing/cop movie.

"Born under another sky, placed in the middle of an always-moving scene, himself driven by the..."

Can we talk about how Alexis de Tocqueville had dreamy, anime...

moeiswe: The funniest thing I’ve seen all day is this...

When you move, will your status say, "I once lived in Japan. Then Philadelphia. Now Japan. How exciting."?

uktvgold: (ﾉ◕‿◕)ﾉ～『✧~Jerri Blank lives the dream~✧』